Santa Baby

Santa Baby

Santa baby, slip a Bush or Cheney under the tree, for me
I've been an awful good girl

Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa baby, Articles of Impeachment too, it won't make me blue
I'll wait up for you dear.

Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Think of all the fun I've missed
Think of all the fellas whose phones have been tapped, that I haven't been able talk to

Next year I could be oh so good
If you'd check off my Christmas list

Boo doo bee doo

Santa honey, I wanna a new President and really that's
Not a lot
I've been an angel all year

Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa cutie, there's one thing I really do need, the Articles of Impeachment

Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa baby, I'm filling my stocking with checks
Sign your 'X' on the line

Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Come and trim my Christmas tree
With some decorations bought by Congress

I really do believe in you
Let's see if you believe in me

Boo doo bee doo

Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a ring on an
untapped phone

Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry down the chimney tonight

Happy Holidays Everyone!