Aw, Damn The Bad Luck, Tommy.

Mr. DeLay has decided to step down as majority leader to the House of Representatives. Imo, this is the only decent thing he has ever done in his life.

In a letter to Republicans DeLay says he has “always acted in an ethical manner.” [yeah sure you have, Tommy] At the same time, “I cannot allow our adversaries to divide and distract our attention,” [you've done that all on your own, you arrogant jerk] the Texas Republican wrote.

In a seperate letter to Hastert Delay said he intends to seek re-election to his House seat in November [good luck with that, Tommy] claiming, “while I work to clear my name of the baseless charges [ha ha cough, right, Tommy, baseless.] leveled against me.”

Well, alls I got to say is, where is that big old smirk now you criminal jackass? May you rot in prison as well as hell along with yer good buddy and partner in crime, Jack Abramoff.

Word of advice, Tommy, don't drop the soap. hehehe

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