Gasp! Bush Does Know Jack Abramoff

Say it ain't so.

Mr. Bush and Scotty McClellan have both claimed that the President doesn't know Jack Abramoff but uh oh, pictures have turned up of Bush and Abramoff together. Damn! the bad luck.

According to reports aides are feverishly hunting for any and all photos that might show George and Jack together. Oopsey looks like some have been found.

Shades of Kenny Lay, Batman. Bush didn't remember being good buddies with him either.

They say drugs and booze fry the brain and I guess that's so cuz Bush can't remember being buds with any of these crooks.

IMPEACH