The Liar For The Liar Has Gotten The Boot

Scottie was overheard making a phone call to that other bastion of corruption, mommy dearest, Republican, I mean Independent...ahem, Carol Keeton Strayhorn, Texas Comptroller and running for Texas Governor against Perry the incumbent. Scottie was heard to say, mommy, that bad bush fired me, can I be an Independant too and work for you cuz you taught me real well, boy oh boy can I ever lie.
I'll wake up when bush is impeached along with the rest of the crooks in the White House.